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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Pro and Cons to online dating

Pros... because doing the cons first is depressing
  1. You are not drunk when you meet them
  2. You actually have real conversations with someone 
  3. You can screen the freaks out before engaging 
  4. Its always on your time
  5. You know their grammar and education before explaining to them what narcissism is
  6. You know if they have children before you sleep with them... see number 1
Cons... They really suck
  1. Some people take really good pictures but look really bad
  2. Typing is way easier than talking
  3. You can multi task on a computer where you can not when you are face to face
  4. You eventually have to meet them
  5. You may have already logged to many hours but face to face there is nothing more
  6. Most people only post face pics 
  7. Most men lie about their height
  8. THERE ARE A LOT OF OLD UGLY FREAKS

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