3 day rule... eff off

three day rule: A rule used by douchebag guys who think that waiting three days after a date to call means that the girl will want them more, when really it just pisses them off. I thought he was blowing me off, but he totally three day ruled me. Classic. 

Guys have a three day rule for calling a girl after the first time the receive their phone numbers. What else does this rule pertain to? What about sex... do you wait three days after the first time to take them to the sack again? What about the first date... do you wait three days to call them or talk to them again? I know this sounds foolish but so does the three day rule in general.


If you look at it, the 3dr (three day rule) is the more a cause for relationship strife and the general pissyness of the female sex more then asinine 3 am text messages or disgusting facebook status updates. No girl likes to wait three days to receive a call or texts from a suitor that she at one point felt was suitable. After 3 days you have went from one cool dude to some frustrating jack hole I met this one time.

3dr falls in the same boat as only talking to a female once a week or talking to them a week straight then off again for two. Women are not on a fireman/ doctors schedule; two days off one on. If you talk to us 7 days straight we do not save up those million text and hours of useless convo and apply them to the times you decide to be an ass hat. We are females and have an abundance of estrogen and bleed 5-7 days w/out dying, our formed opinion of you can change within 72 hours. You can not save up time with us, we are not you local unfriendly HR representative. If you like us let us know, if you don't let us know, if you want to be in our pants try being nice!